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Events of Today
Written on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Time: 5:19 PM
Before I begin this post, I would like everyone to know that I'm stupid. Took a huge hit from YunHe's rock-solid knee. Now we all know why we should eat our vegetables. And, it so happens that YunHe is a Vegetarian. Back to me being stupid. My head nearly burst. To think he didn't even need his Aikido skills to do that. Ow! Even my Dad said I was stupid. How demoralising. The world's against stupid people. But then again, I'm a lime cookie monsta, who the hell expects them to be smart.
Speaking of LIME. I hope Alexia fries her hand or bakes her foot by accident later. BOO. I lost 96.5% of my face asking around for limes. This silly thing eventually brought me opposite the school; Elizabeth/Martin/Elaine accompanied me to the Muslim food store [at the coffee shop] to ask for limes. I went back to school and Alexia said this "But, I got one big lime, so I don't need anymore." Wasted my face. Have only 3.5% of it left.
DUMBEST EVENT OF TODAY:
Fire Emergency Drill. Everyone was so relaxed. Chinese teacher said "Relax la." If it was a real fire, I'd suppose half the school will meet in Heaven. Or hell, perhaps. If Juventus got lost in the fire, no one would know if he was burnt. Ha. Kidding. Some racist joke from my class. Juventus seems to be immune to it now.
SCARIEST EVENT OF TODAY:
Mr Teo going bonkers for the first time. Or second maybe. I suppose he thinks that we think that English on Tuesday is meant for changing back into uniform. Guess who came back at 9.45am? Yours truly. No one beat Andre and Andrew's 9.50am though. Mr Teo plans to throw us into extra class tomorrow at 1pm. Damn.
MOST SURPRISING EVENT OF TODAY:
Andre deciding to play LAN instead of basketball. Common sense tells you that that is an impostor Andre. Planning to find the real Andre. Not.
Dumbest event of today should have gone to the lime incident. Ah well. I think I'm done for now. Off for today. Bye.
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Events of Today
Written on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Time: 5:19 PM
Before I begin this post, I would like everyone to know that I'm stupid. Took a huge hit from YunHe's rock-solid knee. Now we all know why we should eat our vegetables. And, it so happens that YunHe is a Vegetarian. Back to me being stupid. My head nearly burst. To think he didn't even need his Aikido skills to do that. Ow! Even my Dad said I was stupid. How demoralising. The world's against stupid people. But then again, I'm a lime cookie monsta, who the hell expects them to be smart.
Speaking of LIME. I hope Alexia fries her hand or bakes her foot by accident later. BOO. I lost 96.5% of my face asking around for limes. This silly thing eventually brought me opposite the school; Elizabeth/Martin/Elaine accompanied me to the Muslim food store [at the coffee shop] to ask for limes. I went back to school and Alexia said this "But, I got one big lime, so I don't need anymore." Wasted my face. Have only 3.5% of it left.
DUMBEST EVENT OF TODAY:
Fire Emergency Drill. Everyone was so relaxed. Chinese teacher said "Relax la." If it was a real fire, I'd suppose half the school will meet in Heaven. Or hell, perhaps. If Juventus got lost in the fire, no one would know if he was burnt. Ha. Kidding. Some racist joke from my class. Juventus seems to be immune to it now.
SCARIEST EVENT OF TODAY:
Mr Teo going bonkers for the first time. Or second maybe. I suppose he thinks that we think that English on Tuesday is meant for changing back into uniform. Guess who came back at 9.45am? Yours truly. No one beat Andre and Andrew's 9.50am though. Mr Teo plans to throw us into extra class tomorrow at 1pm. Damn.
MOST SURPRISING EVENT OF TODAY:
Andre deciding to play LAN instead of basketball. Common sense tells you that that is an impostor Andre. Planning to find the real Andre. Not.
Dumbest event of today should have gone to the lime incident. Ah well. I think I'm done for now. Off for today. Bye.
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• M|yJ
• 21.12.1992
• Temasek Polytechnic, Engineering School, Business Process and Systems Engineering
I think I was probably born sarcastic. That's probably about all that I'm sure of. I don't know so much about myself, I surprise myself every other day. Well, I guess that's all there is to know about me.
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