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When Shuttlecocks Fly
Written on: Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Time: 8:31 PM
Before I write this post, I'm going to tell you that I'm SUPER sleepy. Woke up at 7am; that Andre told me to play basketball with him at a certain god-forsaken dump called school. Of all the places. I was there at 8am, waited until 9am (trying to contact him. However, he turns off his phone at night for unwanted disturbance.), and that moron called to say this. "Hello? Where are you?" Then I replied "At school, you asshole." And then he goes "Oh sorry, I just woke up." Wow, you should have seen how irritated I was. Ah, whatever.
Went to his house instead to watch him play DotA @ Battle Net. Watched some half-baked game 3/4 of them noobs. How nice. Helped myself to tons of gummy bears. Name a flavour, and you have it. Great. Andre won that game with his team mates; totally expected. They would be noobs if they didn't.
Left his house after that to catch a taxi to block 450 for 30 minutes of basketball. Lesson #3: Always be prepared to wait for a cab. We waited for the taxi for almost 20 minutes. The road was clear enough to play catching for 5 minutes. Most of the taxis were taken by other morons who were lucky. Screw them all!
Played basketball later with Leon, Maw Liang, and some others. Totally boring. My thick PE attire really absorbs a lot of sweat, making it really stink. Had lunch with Henry, Matthias, Andre, Nicholas, Valerie and my shadow. Then met Mark at Tampines Sports Complex.
Lesson #4: Always bring a badminton racket in a 100% working condition. Nicholas tried using Henry's defaced racket with a hole in it. The effect was super funny. He tried to serve, and the shuttlecock got stuck in the hole. Okay, this is more funny. He then looked around to check where the shuttlecock landed. He obviously didn't realize that it was lodged in his racket. Hahaha.
Lesson #5: In case of opponents targeting your head with the shuttlecocks, wear a helmet. Lesson #6: STEER CLEAR FROM NICHOLAS. Here's why. He's deranged, psychotic, and mentally (not forgetting physically) dangerous. Its rude to gape! Close your mouth, readers; its true! He'll push you onto bushes with thorns and make sure thorns are embedded in your poor fat fingers. Lesson #6: Andre and Henry are SADISTIC. They told me to write a will in case the thorns in my fingers will kill me.
Grr..Who the heck is dough monster? I might start sprouting white hair just trying to find out. How dumb. Michelle! Read this! TELL ME WHO DOUGH MONSTER IS. Lesson #7: Use the MAGIC WORD (which I haven't figured out), to please Michelle. And now for today's final lesson. Lesson #8: Always have an oven standby to bake dough monster! Lesson #9: Cookie Monsters want more of their kind. Oh, don't get any ideas from this. =P
Hey, did you guys know that Cookie Monsters commit suicide by choking on a cookie on purpose? Sometimes, they'll slit their necks/wrists with chocolate CHIP cookies. Off for sleep. Aaah, who am I kidding now? Going to Battle Net. Get ready to be trashed! Oh, maybe I'll wait to be trashed? Yep, bye!
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When Shuttlecocks Fly
Written on: Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Time: 8:31 PM
Before I write this post, I'm going to tell you that I'm SUPER sleepy. Woke up at 7am; that Andre told me to play basketball with him at a certain god-forsaken dump called school. Of all the places. I was there at 8am, waited until 9am (trying to contact him. However, he turns off his phone at night for unwanted disturbance.), and that moron called to say this. "Hello? Where are you?" Then I replied "At school, you asshole." And then he goes "Oh sorry, I just woke up." Wow, you should have seen how irritated I was. Ah, whatever.
Went to his house instead to watch him play DotA @ Battle Net. Watched some half-baked game 3/4 of them noobs. How nice. Helped myself to tons of gummy bears. Name a flavour, and you have it. Great. Andre won that game with his team mates; totally expected. They would be noobs if they didn't.
Left his house after that to catch a taxi to block 450 for 30 minutes of basketball. Lesson #3: Always be prepared to wait for a cab. We waited for the taxi for almost 20 minutes. The road was clear enough to play catching for 5 minutes. Most of the taxis were taken by other morons who were lucky. Screw them all!
Played basketball later with Leon, Maw Liang, and some others. Totally boring. My thick PE attire really absorbs a lot of sweat, making it really stink. Had lunch with Henry, Matthias, Andre, Nicholas, Valerie and my shadow. Then met Mark at Tampines Sports Complex.
Lesson #4: Always bring a badminton racket in a 100% working condition. Nicholas tried using Henry's defaced racket with a hole in it. The effect was super funny. He tried to serve, and the shuttlecock got stuck in the hole. Okay, this is more funny. He then looked around to check where the shuttlecock landed. He obviously didn't realize that it was lodged in his racket. Hahaha.
Lesson #5: In case of opponents targeting your head with the shuttlecocks, wear a helmet. Lesson #6: STEER CLEAR FROM NICHOLAS. Here's why. He's deranged, psychotic, and mentally (not forgetting physically) dangerous. Its rude to gape! Close your mouth, readers; its true! He'll push you onto bushes with thorns and make sure thorns are embedded in your poor fat fingers. Lesson #6: Andre and Henry are SADISTIC. They told me to write a will in case the thorns in my fingers will kill me.
Grr..Who the heck is dough monster? I might start sprouting white hair just trying to find out. How dumb. Michelle! Read this! TELL ME WHO DOUGH MONSTER IS. Lesson #7: Use the MAGIC WORD (which I haven't figured out), to please Michelle. And now for today's final lesson. Lesson #8: Always have an oven standby to bake dough monster! Lesson #9: Cookie Monsters want more of their kind. Oh, don't get any ideas from this. =P
Hey, did you guys know that Cookie Monsters commit suicide by choking on a cookie on purpose? Sometimes, they'll slit their necks/wrists with chocolate CHIP cookies. Off for sleep. Aaah, who am I kidding now? Going to Battle Net. Get ready to be trashed! Oh, maybe I'll wait to be trashed? Yep, bye!
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• M|yJ
• 21.12.1992
• Temasek Polytechnic, Engineering School, Business Process and Systems Engineering
I think I was probably born sarcastic. That's probably about all that I'm sure of. I don't know so much about myself, I surprise myself every other day. Well, I guess that's all there is to know about me.
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