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I'm not dumb, are you?
Written on: Saturday, April 14, 2007
Time: 11:22 AM

If I could get 50 cents for every dumb person I meet everyday, I could easily earn $5 a day.
If I was conducting an experiment whereby 5 people are in a room, 4 out of 5 of them are dumb.
If dumb people actually make use of their brains for once, wouldn't the world be a better place?
If I am dumb (which for your information, isn't anywhere near true), everyone else is smart.
If there was a tree outside my house (oh, there is), the number of leaves on the tree are equivalent to the number of dumb things an average dumb person has done in a week.

The above are statements are proven to be true and was collected by world renown experts. This article will be removed should any complications arise. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

Yes, dumb people. Common sight this days isn't it? I'm off to try and see whether statement 1 works for me. I'm filthy poor.