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Dummy's Guide To Emo-ing
Written on: Thursday, April 26, 2007
Time: 7:07 PM
Yeah! In case you haven't noticed, I changed my Blog Song. Its now Dance Inside by the All American Rejects! Wow, does that song rock or what? Whatever man, it just rocks whether or not you think it does or doesn't. I just realised that in my "Weirdest People in the world List" I rank number 1, the lower the number, the weirder you are. Oh and before I forget, I'm learning something new! Its how to be emo. (No, don't get any ideas from this; its purely out of fun. I'm not EMO or going to be EMO.) Ah.
Dummy's Guide to Being Emo.
Hello. And thanks for reading this guide. As you can all see, this guide teaches you how to be Emo with easy to follow, step-by-step instructions that will guarantee your failure, err, sorry, I meant success at emo parties! Yes, such parties do exist even if you've never heard of it. Firstly, a single rule that emo-ians live by: You hate the world, and everything is YOUR fault. Yes, your fault, not anyone else's. And when I say "hate", I mean hate everything. Yes, including your boring face. Got that memorised? Great. Next step. Live by this characteristics: sensitive, shy, introverted, broken-hearted and glum. Yup, thats your regular emo dude you see everyday. Feel your rage at the world! Let it all out! Oh and wait, when you "let it all out", you don't behave like a gangster and start mashing people. What you do is to grab an everyday penknife, and inflict self-injuries. What? Doing it already? Hold it. Avoid the wrists; before long, you'll die before you read the last sentence in this guide. Next step. Start writing emo-poems. Stuff like: I hate my life. I hate you. All you hateful retards. Yes go ahead. Now get an emo hairstle: long fringe brushed to the side of your face, and preferably black and long hair. Much of your fashion is black, so don't forget to pop to your nearest shopping mall to get your black shirt and stuff. Congratulations, you've just become emo! Check back for more updates on being emo. Oh and one last thing. A depressing demeanour. Like, an in-game name. How about.. LifeSucksX?
Yes, thats about it. Go on and be an EMO! The above information is writen purely out of fun, and is written by AhLong (The guy who is.. well, and Ah Long [loanshark]). Ah Long is a part time LoanShark and occasionally writes for the O$P$ Times. This guide is in no way related to any person dead or alive. This guide will be removed should the need arise.
Oh wow. That was interesting. Haha! No offence to anyone! Toda sucked pretty much. Had to serve detention for 2 hours. WHY? Because I was late for like, 2 times! Hey, is it my fault the stupid bus driver skives and doesn't feel coming on time? Is it!? Yes, and Ms Santha's detention literally kills you. First, you hear her evil plans for you, then, an evil laughter. Then, the next thing you know; is that cold evil laughter that rings (No, I'm not talking about Voldemort from Harry Potter.); and then, BOOF. You're dead. Its that serious.
Tomorrow, as many of you know, is the start of SA1. Going to make sure I do well because my DTs sucked big time. So unlike me. Failed an English paper. Just makes you wanna scream. Oh, I didn't.
Yes, and off I go. And before that, Here's the lyrics to that wonderful song you're hearing on my blog.
Dance Inside – The All American Rejects
You don't have to move; you don't have to speak
Lips for biting
You're staring me down; a glance makes me weak
Eyes for striking
Now I'm twisted up when I'm twisted with you
Brush so lightly
And time trickles down; and I'm breathing for two
Squeeze so tightly
I'll be fine, you'll be fine
This moment seems so long
Don't waste now, precious time
We'll dance inside the song
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
She sinks in my mind as she sheds through her skin
Touch sight taste like fire
Hands do now what eyes no longer defend
Hands to fuel desire
I'll be fine, you'll be fine
This moment seems so long
Don't waste now, precious time
We'll dance inside the song
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
Ooo, ah
Ooo, ah
Ooo, ah
Ooo, ah (x 2)
And I'll be fine, you'll be fine
Is this fine? I'm not fine
Give me pieces, give me things to stay awake
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
Move down to me, slip into you...
Yep, sing it if you have to. With that, I bid you farewell.
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Dummy's Guide To Emo-ing
Written on: Thursday, April 26, 2007
Time: 7:07 PM
Yeah! In case you haven't noticed, I changed my Blog Song. Its now Dance Inside by the All American Rejects! Wow, does that song rock or what? Whatever man, it just rocks whether or not you think it does or doesn't. I just realised that in my "Weirdest People in the world List" I rank number 1, the lower the number, the weirder you are. Oh and before I forget, I'm learning something new! Its how to be emo. (No, don't get any ideas from this; its purely out of fun. I'm not EMO or going to be EMO.) Ah.
Dummy's Guide to Being Emo.
Hello. And thanks for reading this guide. As you can all see, this guide teaches you how to be Emo with easy to follow, step-by-step instructions that will guarantee your failure, err, sorry, I meant success at emo parties! Yes, such parties do exist even if you've never heard of it. Firstly, a single rule that emo-ians live by: You hate the world, and everything is YOUR fault. Yes, your fault, not anyone else's. And when I say "hate", I mean hate everything. Yes, including your boring face. Got that memorised? Great. Next step. Live by this characteristics: sensitive, shy, introverted, broken-hearted and glum. Yup, thats your regular emo dude you see everyday. Feel your rage at the world! Let it all out! Oh and wait, when you "let it all out", you don't behave like a gangster and start mashing people. What you do is to grab an everyday penknife, and inflict self-injuries. What? Doing it already? Hold it. Avoid the wrists; before long, you'll die before you read the last sentence in this guide. Next step. Start writing emo-poems. Stuff like: I hate my life. I hate you. All you hateful retards. Yes go ahead. Now get an emo hairstle: long fringe brushed to the side of your face, and preferably black and long hair. Much of your fashion is black, so don't forget to pop to your nearest shopping mall to get your black shirt and stuff. Congratulations, you've just become emo! Check back for more updates on being emo. Oh and one last thing. A depressing demeanour. Like, an in-game name. How about.. LifeSucksX?
Yes, thats about it. Go on and be an EMO! The above information is writen purely out of fun, and is written by AhLong (The guy who is.. well, and Ah Long [loanshark]). Ah Long is a part time LoanShark and occasionally writes for the O$P$ Times. This guide is in no way related to any person dead or alive. This guide will be removed should the need arise.
Oh wow. That was interesting. Haha! No offence to anyone! Toda sucked pretty much. Had to serve detention for 2 hours. WHY? Because I was late for like, 2 times! Hey, is it my fault the stupid bus driver skives and doesn't feel coming on time? Is it!? Yes, and Ms Santha's detention literally kills you. First, you hear her evil plans for you, then, an evil laughter. Then, the next thing you know; is that cold evil laughter that rings (No, I'm not talking about Voldemort from Harry Potter.); and then, BOOF. You're dead. Its that serious.
Tomorrow, as many of you know, is the start of SA1. Going to make sure I do well because my DTs sucked big time. So unlike me. Failed an English paper. Just makes you wanna scream. Oh, I didn't.
Yes, and off I go. And before that, Here's the lyrics to that wonderful song you're hearing on my blog.
Dance Inside – The All American Rejects
You don't have to move; you don't have to speak
Lips for biting
You're staring me down; a glance makes me weak
Eyes for striking
Now I'm twisted up when I'm twisted with you
Brush so lightly
And time trickles down; and I'm breathing for two
Squeeze so tightly
I'll be fine, you'll be fine
This moment seems so long
Don't waste now, precious time
We'll dance inside the song
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
She sinks in my mind as she sheds through her skin
Touch sight taste like fire
Hands do now what eyes no longer defend
Hands to fuel desire
I'll be fine, you'll be fine
This moment seems so long
Don't waste now, precious time
We'll dance inside the song
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
Ooo, ah
Ooo, ah
Ooo, ah
Ooo, ah (x 2)
And I'll be fine, you'll be fine
Is this fine? I'm not fine
Give me pieces, give me things to stay awake
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
CHORUS
What makes the one to shake you down?
Each touch belongs to each new sound
Say now you want to shake me too
Move down to me, slip into you
Move down to me, slip into you...
Yep, sing it if you have to. With that, I bid you farewell.
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• M|yJ
• 21.12.1992
• Temasek Polytechnic, Engineering School, Business Process and Systems Engineering
I think I was probably born sarcastic. That's probably about all that I'm sure of. I don't know so much about myself, I surprise myself every other day. Well, I guess that's all there is to know about me.
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