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Written on: Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Time: 12:30 AM
Now Playing: Stay the Night - Making April
Just did some Facebook note that cracked me up. Well here it is:
Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant.
Or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.
1. Google "[your name] needs":
Marcus needs a home.
To think I've always called this place 'home'.
2. Google "[your name] looks like":
Marcus looks like the pick of the locals.
AWESOME.
3. Google "[your name] likes":
MARCUS LIKES JANE.
Who the hell is Jane?!
4. Google "[your name] says":
Marcus says you fail.
Yeah, you fail. Big time.
5. Google "[your name] wants":
Marcus wants to tackle the Social Security “problem”.
Hell yeah. Wait.. what's the problem?
6. Google "[your name] does":
Marcus does it his way.
Like always, as always.
7. Google "[your name] hates":
Marcus hates his job.
Damn. I didn't know I felt that way about my job.. what job?
8. Google "[your name] can":
I'm still amazed at the things Marcus can do.
Whoa.. okay.
9. Google "[your name] goes":
Marcus goes to the other side.
The Dark Side beckons. :D
10. Google "[your name] is":
Marcus is a bit of an animal.
*Jaw drops* *Runs around and paws at sofa*
11. Google "[your name] loves":
Marcus loves Jesus.
Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.
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Wow eh? Ending here. Ciao!
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Written on: Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Time: 12:30 AM
Now Playing: Stay the Night - Making April
Just did some Facebook note that cracked me up. Well here it is:
Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant.
Or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.
1. Google "[your name] needs":
Marcus needs a home.
To think I've always called this place 'home'.
2. Google "[your name] looks like":
Marcus looks like the pick of the locals.
AWESOME.
3. Google "[your name] likes":
MARCUS LIKES JANE.
Who the hell is Jane?!
4. Google "[your name] says":
Marcus says you fail.
Yeah, you fail. Big time.
5. Google "[your name] wants":
Marcus wants to tackle the Social Security “problem”.
Hell yeah. Wait.. what's the problem?
6. Google "[your name] does":
Marcus does it his way.
Like always, as always.
7. Google "[your name] hates":
Marcus hates his job.
Damn. I didn't know I felt that way about my job.. what job?
8. Google "[your name] can":
I'm still amazed at the things Marcus can do.
Whoa.. okay.
9. Google "[your name] goes":
Marcus goes to the other side.
The Dark Side beckons. :D
10. Google "[your name] is":
Marcus is a bit of an animal.
*Jaw drops* *Runs around and paws at sofa*
11. Google "[your name] loves":
Marcus loves Jesus.
Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.
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Wow eh? Ending here. Ciao!
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About me
• M|yJ
• 21.12.1992
• Temasek Polytechnic, Engineering School, Business Process and Systems Engineering
I think I was probably born sarcastic. That's probably about all that I'm sure of. I don't know so much about myself, I surprise myself every other day. Well, I guess that's all there is to know about me.
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