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Written on: Friday, May 15, 2009
Time: 1:31 AM
Now Playing: All Over You - The Spill Canvas
Let me tell you guys a story. Once there was a lizard named Raju who lived in a bathroom. Okay, I have no idea where he really resides, so I'll just assume he lived there. Anyway! One day, Raju decided to climb his favourite bathroom wall while some dude called Marcus was taking a shower. He climbed up a fraction of an inch from the floor, and to his surprise, he was slipping. He tried and tried, and he just couldn't reach the top. Little did he know that thing called Marcus who was taking a shower had other plans for his little life.
There was a sudden, violent jet of water blasting his little green body off the wall. Soon, Raju found himself blasted against the corner of the toilet. Then, he knew that everything he knew would soon be over. He prayed to his lizard God and felt the pressure from the water force his tiny eyes out of its sockets.
Raju's body was then swept into the gutter oft the toilet. The end.
It's a true story, by the way. Except for the eye socket thingy. Heh. Silly Raju.
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I don't know why I took the time to post this crap. It's time for bed already. Better get to sleep soon, lest I be late for lessons again tomorrow. And speaking of that..
[I walk into EFFCOM class 20 minutes late]
Teacher: Hello, you are?
Me: Oh, umm, Marcus.
Teacher: Marcus. [scans class list] Oh dear, why are you late?
Me: Oh, I couldn't get my hair straight this morning.
Teacher [with priceless look on face]: Okay.. honest.
Nice. I better get to bed. Goodnight folks and ciao!
EDIT: I just soaked my earpieces. AGAIN. S-H-I-T.
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Written on: Friday, May 15, 2009
Time: 1:31 AM
Now Playing: All Over You - The Spill Canvas
Let me tell you guys a story. Once there was a lizard named Raju who lived in a bathroom. Okay, I have no idea where he really resides, so I'll just assume he lived there. Anyway! One day, Raju decided to climb his favourite bathroom wall while some dude called Marcus was taking a shower. He climbed up a fraction of an inch from the floor, and to his surprise, he was slipping. He tried and tried, and he just couldn't reach the top. Little did he know that thing called Marcus who was taking a shower had other plans for his little life.
There was a sudden, violent jet of water blasting his little green body off the wall. Soon, Raju found himself blasted against the corner of the toilet. Then, he knew that everything he knew would soon be over. He prayed to his lizard God and felt the pressure from the water force his tiny eyes out of its sockets.
Raju's body was then swept into the gutter oft the toilet. The end.
It's a true story, by the way. Except for the eye socket thingy. Heh. Silly Raju.
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I don't know why I took the time to post this crap. It's time for bed already. Better get to sleep soon, lest I be late for lessons again tomorrow. And speaking of that..
[I walk into EFFCOM class 20 minutes late]
Teacher: Hello, you are?
Me: Oh, umm, Marcus.
Teacher: Marcus. [scans class list] Oh dear, why are you late?
Me: Oh, I couldn't get my hair straight this morning.
Teacher [with priceless look on face]: Okay.. honest.
Nice. I better get to bed. Goodnight folks and ciao!
EDIT: I just soaked my earpieces. AGAIN. S-H-I-T.
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• M|yJ
• 21.12.1992
• Temasek Polytechnic, Engineering School, Business Process and Systems Engineering
I think I was probably born sarcastic. That's probably about all that I'm sure of. I don't know so much about myself, I surprise myself every other day. Well, I guess that's all there is to know about me.
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